Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Randomize
