question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
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Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
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I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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