Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
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NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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