he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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