idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
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after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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