you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
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You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
They have beer where we have blood.
We are all done wearing pants today
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize