cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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