well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
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Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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