Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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