Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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