just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
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Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
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Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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