Will you blow on my dice?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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