You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
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She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
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Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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