yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
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