How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
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I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
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