also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
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Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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