No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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