love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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