what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
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Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
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This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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