Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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