I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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