Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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