that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
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