So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
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I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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