if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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