I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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