He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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