What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
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We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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