So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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