As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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