Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
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Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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