Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
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if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
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And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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