the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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