so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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