I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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