they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
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If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
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Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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