this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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