AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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