As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
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You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
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Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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