Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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