Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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