Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Panties = found
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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