Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
The power of my boobs compel you
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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