The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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