Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
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Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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