All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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