oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
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I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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