I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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