I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Randomize
