we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Randomize
