He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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