And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Holy shit dude........stairs
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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