You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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